*Ring ring* Who is it?

It's comedian, actor, cabaret star, delusional diva and all-round cheeky northern piglet Crudi Dench!

You’ve been invited to the live taping of her new light-entertainment TV show Someone Help Her! featuring surprise celebrity guests helping to solve the problems of those phoning in.

Chaos ensues in this long-awaited debut hour from the star and writer of award-winning, sell-out Fringe shows Drag Queens vs Zombies and Drag Queens vs Vampires. Expect stand-up, audience interaction and a drag queen bravely answering a telephone.

'Riotously funny and surprisingly poignant' ***** (SussexOnlineNews.co.uk).

As heard on BBC Radio 4 Extra 
Co-writer of West End show Tuckshop's Snow White (2025) ★★★★ - Gay Times 
Star and co-writer of Drag Queens vs Vampires (2023) 'Top 20 best reviewed comedy shows - Edfringe 2023' - British Comedy Guide 
Star and co-writer of Drag Queens vs Zombies (2022) WINNER 'Best Comedy Show' award - Buxton Fringe 2022

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