A comedy about false eyelashes and the truth that sizzles beneath. 

With the signature wit that's made them a staple of downtown New York, Sayre celebrates the stylish women of yesteryear and forges a path towards being the witty, wonderful, fabulous and foul-mouthed dame they've always dreamed they'd be.

To Sayre, being a 40-Year-Old Woman is more than candles on a cake; it's a way of being fully yourself.

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a hilarious ride!

Self Description
This show will have a brief self description at the start of every performance.

A self-description is delivered live by the performer and typically describes their physical appearance, costume, set and outline of movements throughout the show. This provides an aid to visually impaired audience members.